instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
i cannot believe nami greeted usopp after the timeskip by shoving his face into her boobs like what the fuck
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
NIGHT BLOGGERS WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY
shannons life growing up in a funeral home family sounds like a great idea for a sitcom or something